Quotes
If a player disagrees with me then we talk about it for twenty minutes then decide I was right
Brian Clough (R.I.P.)
Film your murders like love scenes, and film your love scenes like murders.
In feature films the director is God; in documentary films God is the director.
Hitchcock
He said, instead of throwing himself off a forty storey building, he decided to fall out of a one story appartment forty times ... just in case he changed his mind.
Chris Morris
A story should have a beginning, a middle and an end, but not necessarily in that order.
Jean-Luc Godard
I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Albert Einstein
(To Marge) If you're gonna get mad every time I do something stupid, well, then I'm just going to have to stop doing stupid things
Homer J Simpson (who then walks into a door)
also ...
Donuts ... is there anything they can't do
If you walk up to some random person on the street, grab them by the shoulder, and say 'Did you just see what I saw?!'....you'll find that no one wants to talk to you.
Bill Murray
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve it by not dying.
If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
Woody Allen
Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule.
Only sick music makes money today.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Would those of you in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry.
Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
John Lennon
You built a time machine ... out of a Delorean!
Marty McFly
Its my head, Schwartz
Malkovich, Malkovich ... Malkovich
John Malkovich
I didn't break the law. I am the law
J. Dread
I'm not superstitious ... its bad luck
Anon.
Do People Actually listen to Music
We get regulars who'll buy a couple of albums a day, often including a new release or two, which begs the question if they are in record shops all the time and they work (some wear suits and look educated) when do they listen to the music. The main time I get to listen to music (though not always of my choosing) is at work and thats only coz I toil in a shop that sells the stuff. If I'm at home I usually watch DVDs or write self indulgent rants that no-one reads or make dinner. I suppose they must not do much in the evening or maybe they have iPods so travel and digest or listen to stuff at work on computers from the InterCyberWebSpaceNet; but then surely they don't need to go into record shops????
The point is, does anyone actually care about the actual music they are listening to? Judging by the fact that the following bands exist then NO ... Oasis (still???)
The Libertines
, The Stills,
The Vines,
The Shining,
The Drains,
The Knobs,
The Handlebars (some of these might have been made up) Not only do they exist but people seem to care about them.
Its all a sham because it appears the record industry thrives on people owning music that they don't listen but says they FIT IN. With their friends, their workmates, their perception of themselves, their lifestyle,.
Ooo! I just bought the new Outkast album, so that makes me black and funky when I really I just work in call centre, ... I haven't actually listened to it because its, like, 2 cds and all ... but please think I'm down with it ... please love me.
Maybe they will listen to some of it; stick on the first track or ...
that single, y'know the one I heard on that tedious breakfast radio programme or was it the Shit Awards .. d'uh I'm so clueless i've turned into a lickle puppy who buys records that keep crap music around forever, which keeps the major record labels in control and leaves good independent music made by people who actually care, stifled and ignored!
Therapy is going well, thanks ...
