Why do bands split-up?

In reply the answer is shit happens

In our case guitarist slices hand open and becomes unwilling frontman, new guitarist buys house and goes AWOL for practices, members argue, some better than others, shame, the music was good at times.

Murph told Lou Barlow (words never seemed to come to J. Mascis when he was around his bassist) that Dinosaur Jr. were disbanding. Needless to say Lou went home disillusioned. The next day J and Murph got together to play and it wasn't a new band neither!

FRATERISE

The Kemp brothers brought an end to Spandau Ballet because neither of them could decide who was thicker. A band meeting was called but Tony Hadley was unfortunately absent, still in his dressing room adding more brylcreem to his quiff. Without a casting vote the siblings decided that such a matter was the only thing that could end their dominance of Western music.

The Gallagher brothers finally called it a day when Liam twatted Noel's 'bird'. He accused her of trying to 'fookin' control him after he'd dropkicked their baby out of their private jet. (We can dream)  ¶ Thursday, September 29, 2005